Log 001 [Action] Storming your castle

[toujoursfluer]

[There's a troll in your dungeon Robin in your bedroom. Don't get too excited Sanji certain people, she is not there for your entertainment. Perhaps the Malnosso are just messing with her, or perhaps she's just messing with you. In either case, she's obviously a new feather, judging by her garb, but then again perhaps not.]


[Ooc: Time breakage and thread-napping are great. have fun, kids]

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[toujoursfluer]

Hmmm. [And she gives you a long look as if she's contemplating this.]

Firefist-san? Counter offer? [She's picked up a thing or two from a certain Navigator after all]

[hiken_ace]

Hm... if I take you out on a date, Marco would hate me. [Thinks for a minute.] Well, if you read the post, you'll get to see Marco at his finest in spring. It's pretty good for a laugh.

[fierybluebird]

[... :| BRB Kicking Ace now! Bapping him forever with little birdie feet. Bap bap bap.]

[toujoursfluer]

[What to do. Both offers are incredibly interesting. Hmmm. She ponders this a while and then...]

I believe I'll owe you a date, Bird-chan.

[Because this? She has to know. A few clicks later and at first there is nothing but some happy chirps and Firefist-san's shoulder. And then Robin sees this. She laughs. It is possibly the cutest thing she's ever seen.]

[hiken_ace]

[At the laughs, Ace knows she looked. YESSSSSSSS HE PROPERLY HUMILIATED HIS BROTHER. He throws his fists in the air and just grins.]

And now Marco owes me one because I scored him a date.

[fierybluebird]

[More bapping of Ace and blushing all over and noez... it wasn't cute! His reputation is shattered! A small growl for Ace and phoenix headbutt.]

Very well Ace, I'll get you a date.

[..... That sounds really really ominous. Because it is.]

[And he mumbles to himself.] I just like flowers...

[toujoursfluer]

[They are fairly amusing. Men generally are when they get their feathers ruffled. Still, it's time to leave the boys to their play. Robin comes closer to them.]

Never change, Bird-chan [And have a small kiss on the cheek]

As for you, Firefist-san. You didn't score him a date, I gave it. [She puts the journal back in your hand] And since you chose to involve me, you realize this means war. [But she's smiling. After all, she's never participated in a prank war before.]

[hiken_ace]

[Coming from Marco, that sounds even scarier. He sort of leans away.] Ah... that's okay, Marco. I'm not looking.

[His eyes go wide when she kisses him, and he just sort of smirks. He then holds up a finger at Robin.] True. But I did help by giving you the journal. And. I'll gladly take that challenge.

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[fierybluebird]

[Oh oh! Blushing now! And distracted momentarily from getting revenge on Ace. The pretty girl he's had a mild crush on kissed his cheek! In front of Ace. WHAT DO. Okay he's gotta get this under control immediately.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Sideglance to Robin.]

Shall we team up to torture him together then or this is a third gauntlet being thrown into the ring?

[He's just going to treat the kiss as normal, it's fine.]

[toujoursfluer]

[Have a smile]

I guess you'll just have to find that out, won't you?

[hiken_ace]

Well. [He stands up, taking Marco off him and putting him on the floor.]

I'd love to stay and watch you guys flirt, but I want to actually have an appetite for dinner. So, I'll leave you to that. [Gets up and walks out. Have fun. And that is totally him avoiding being ganged up on.]

[fierybluebird]

Hah. That kid wouldn't know flirting if it kicked him in the ass. [WATCHING to make sure Ace is really gone, and leaning against his door as a human. Though... yeah... he should probably let Robin go home. Or cook her breakfast. Oh but she'd probably prefer Sanji's cooking.]

Do you want coffee or juice or breakfast or something?

[toujoursfluer]

[Run while you can, Firefist-san. But there is no escape.]

[When he is well and truly gone she smiles at Bird-chan's offer.]

Just coffee.

[A beat]

You really enjoy flowers, don't you?

[fierybluebird]

[Luckily Marco has had decades of practicing being purely deadpan, and so it is that he answers in purely deadpan.]

Yes, yes I do. Why does this surprise anyone?

[He's not spoiled like you Robin, he can't just convince Sanji to go get him fresh flowers by batting his eyelashes. ;; Woes!]

[toujoursfluer]

I think everyone is surprised when they learn something new about someone else. Surprise doesn't mean a bad thing.

[And neither does being cute. It could work in your favor, actually.]

[fierybluebird]

[Siiiide glance. This is completely winning him over by the way.]

You think so?

Oh, but that's no fair, you know something new about me and I don't have one for you.

[toujoursfluer]

Isn't life cruel like that?

[She might give him something.Or she might not.]

Maybe I would tell you something you wouldn't like.

[fierybluebird]

[Grabs her hand mischievously and kisses the top before leading towards the kitchen to make her some coffee.]

You say that like you could. Unless it's that you're married, but I think I'd rather know that than not.

[toujoursfluer]

[She laughs lightly and allows him to kiss her hand and lead her to the kitchen.]

Perhaps I prefer women to men.

[fierybluebird]

[... Okay quick pause for Marco to grab a box of tissues. Nope, totally not sporting a Sanji nosebleed here, nope nope nope. Maybe just a little one.]

Oh~? [A small cough while he tries to cover that nosebleed up and flits about his kitchen getting coffee stuff.] Is that exclusively?

[toujoursfluer]

Maybe I am. [She sits so she can watch him] After all they are soft and make the most...interesting noises. Have you ever noticed?

[fierybluebird]

[A small amused hum to himself as he puts on fake glasses. It helps control!]

I have indeed. They can be rather like flowers themselves. [Let's just not dissect that analogy, okay?]

How do you like your wo-- uh... coffee?

[toujoursfluer]

Are they really? [Giving rolling in flowers a new meaning, are we? At Bird-chan's question, she smiles as she thinks that Sanji would A) know the answer to at least one if not the other and B) Knowing it would definitely kill him. How on earth did men manage to survive so long.]

Strong and sweet. With just a hint of mystery.

[fierybluebird]

[Hiding such a grin at this. Well, "hiding" really, since even his deadpan can't completely save him now.]

I'm a little leery of adding mystery to your coffee, I'm not quite a barista boy, eh? [Gets out cream, sugar, and randomly honey and sets them all the on the table so she can add them to taste.] Well, I'll try one thing. [So he makes sure to hide the coffee while he adds his mysterious hint of hickory.]

Now does that go for guys too or only coffee and women? [Had to be asked.]