Vulcans don't do this. Vulcans don't do that. I think you're elitist, Spock-chan, and I don't like it one bit.

[She glances back at her journal]

However, as I seem to be stuck with you for an unknown amount of time, you're permitted to be my... [oh...what was the term she'd read somewhere? It was a strange book...

Ah yes]

Sassy gay friend.

But using the term friend very loosely as you are, after all, a Vulcan. [She'll give you a look]

Slacks or jeans?