Quiet and crazy. Sounds about right.

So this one time, the pineapples that raised me thought it would be cool to teach me how to ski. Of course at the time I couldn't quite get the ski boots over my talons, so they told me to just hold onto the skis and pushed me down the hill.

I made a very nice large snowball.

[Oh, did you want a true story? He's not sorry. That was obviously the truest story he's ever told.]