[Hiding such a grin at this. Well, "hiding" really, since even his deadpan can't completely save him now.]

I'm a little leery of adding mystery to your coffee, I'm not quite a barista boy, eh? [Gets out cream, sugar, and randomly honey and sets them all the on the table so she can add them to taste.] Well, I'll try one thing. [So he makes sure to hide the coffee while he adds his mysterious hint of hickory.]

Now does that go for guys too or only coffee and women? [Had to be asked.]